whosarmy said: 30 seconds for a wank? o.O that’s...
Well as long As they’re thinking about Katy Perry it should be pretty fast
How are you guys spending New Years?
Mines with a beer, pizza and crap television
Beating everything in existence!!! →
Kylie Minogue, you are too gorgeous..
I have lots to complete in 2012
Including: Losing weight Getting a job in the media industry Buying a decent laptop for my university work and other such things.. And much much more.. Whats your new years resolution?
ask me stuff, brawww →
When google tries to finish your sentence
Check these mother-lovers out! :3 →
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (SPOILER)
Fuck me was it a good film!!! The whole style of it was good. The filming, the acting, the performance in every way, the costume! Need I go on? It also had a much better story than the first one. Robert Downey Jr is absolutely magnificant for it! Not to mention absolutely gorgeous when he rips off his clothes.. Plus the wonderful Stephen Fry is in it The only thing I can say about it is it...
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
operation-camera-operator replied to your post: I...
…I’ve been caught!
I got a few bits and bobs, including was driving lessons and a provisional license from my wonderful boyfriend :D xx
This is better than the Queens christmas day... →